R a Z i K h A n PK
N e w s" Waiting 4 best '  
  Home
  Tips 4 PC
  Funny SMS
  Humer & Jokes
  Amazing Info's
  MOBILE SITES
  a Young BOXER
  URDU POETRY
  Educations Sites
  ENTER IN
  Full Pakistan MAPs
  MOBILE PHONE
  PC GAMES LINKS
  PC SOFTWARE
  URDU NEWSPAPERS
  My SONGS
  VIDEO SONGS
  Comedy Clips
  Islamic Section
  Cricket Clips
  Tell Me Here
  Earn Money
  Other's Web
Muhammad Razaullah JAAN 3brother's Web Develper's
Funny SMS

Funny SMS


 

teacher:if there are four birds on the wall one  is shoot down then how many left?

student:zero.coz rest will fly.

teacher:no.there would b 3 bt i like the way u think.


-----------------------------------------

 ---------------------------------------------------------------------

AIK WAKAT THA K

 

APKE SMS AISE AATE THY

 

K JAISE KISI NE AP KI KANPATI PE

 

GUN RAKHI HUI HAI

 

MAGAR AB LAGTA HAI

 

 

 

 

GOLI MAR DI HAI 











Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi to lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai
 

............ ......... ......... ......... ....... 

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
Laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
Do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

 ............ ......... ......... ......... ....... 

Bolaa dukaan-daar, "ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge"
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane ka cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa ghar leke jaaoge?

 ............ ......... ......... ......... ....... 

Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro boli
"Shukriya Bhai Jan

----------------------------------------------------------------

You are very special to me.
I don't want to lose a friend like you.
I always pray that you should be safe.
So please
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Be careful whenever you jump from tree to tree.


You are very special to me.
I don't want to lose a friend like you.
I always pray that you should be safe.
So please
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Be careful whenever you jump from tree to tree.
 

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .... 

Tell me why are you avoiding me these days?
Did I do anything wrong?
Please stay in touch with me atlest once in a day
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
Yours lovingly,
Bathing Soap

 

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .... 

One Man's Dilemma...

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, A button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, And the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the Doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door Handle came off in my hand.

Now I'm afraid to pee.

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ....


Ur the 1st thing
  
 

Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.
I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U
.
.
.
NESCAFE!

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

 

 

What is a girl friend ?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money, Multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

  Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...

 

A man & wife are in bed.He farts & shouts ''Goal.''

His wife farts & shouts ''One all.''

When the score gets to two all,the man strains so hard he craps the bed.

His wife says ''What the hell was that?''

''Half time -
swap sides.''

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... 

Girls are like

Girls are like internet domain names...

The ones I like are already taken.

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .   

Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
And demanded ransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...

Plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.
 

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... . 

God made man and then rested.

God made women and then no one rested.

............ ......... ......... ......... ...."Updated 17/01"

 When i open my eyes every morning,
I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....

Why should only
i suffer!!!

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... 
Logo ko aksar kehte suna:
"Zinda rahe toh phir milenge".

Magar aap se mil ke Is dil ne mehsoos kiya hai ki,
"Aapse milte rahe toh Zinda Rahenge".
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .

  Tumhe dil main basaye rakhta hoon
Aur duniya ko bhoolaye rakhta hoon
Tumhe meri nazar na lag jaye
Iss liye nazarein jukaye rakhta hoon

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... . 

Tere husn ko shabdon mein kaid kar raha hoon
Jo rahe nakaam woh koshish kar raha hoon,
Amber pe hain lakhon tare chamakte
Ek ko is zameen par chamkane ki koshish kar raha hoon

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .  Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare
na hote……
----------------------------------------------------------

Kash Ye Dil Shishe ka bana hota,
Chot Lagti to Beshak ye Fanah hota. .

Par Sunte Jab Wo Aawaz iske Tutne ki,
Tab Unhe b Apne Gunah ka Ehsaas hota...

............ ......... ......... ......... 

Wo mere liye kuch khaas hai yaaro'
Jinke laut aane ki na koi aas hai Yaaro'

Wo najro se door hai to kya huwa..
Banke dil ki dhadkn mere paas to hai yaaro'

............ ......... ......... .........

 Nigaho me or koi dosti ke kabil na raha,
Is kinare ka or koi sahil na raha.

Chand jaisa dost mila hume zamin par,
Aasma ka chand bhi ab deedar k kabil nahi raha.

............ ......... ......... ......... 

Dhala din..
Fir wahi shaam hogi..
Askh honge, yaadein hongi,
Zindgi...,Fir gum k pyalo k naam hongi.
Hasrato ki mehfil....
Uhi viraan
hongi.

R a Z i K h A n PK  
   
Advertisement  
   
 
   
 
   
 
   
 
 
counter widget
 
Today, there have been 10988 visitors (21977 hits) on this page!
=> Do you also want a homepage for free? Then click here! <=